Top 10 Madness Inventions

We live in the 21 century where the technology is expanding day after day, every day we hear about a new invention . Of course these inventions and this progress helped and changed our life to the best,but between these inventions  there are some crazy inventions and here in this article I'm presenting the top ten Craziest Inventions .. Lets Start

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  Electromechanical teenager repellant

This crazy electromechanical teenager repellant device was invented by Howard Stapleton in 1993 in order to produce a high pitch annoying sound which is

audible by teenagers only. The device was developed intended to prevent youth and teenagers to gather in the malls and shopping areas without any particular reasons so that people can fight against anti social behavior. The major intention of the invention was seemed useless as every capitalist wants to grab the attention of every person that can become their consumer. Later on the technology was used to develop telephone ringtones so that teenagers can use their cellular phone in classrooms without the acknowledgment of their teachers.

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 Apparatus for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force

This is a device that was invented to provide help to women during the delivery process of their children. The pregnant lady has to strap on a circular table in this process, which then rotates on high speed. The inventors George and Charlotte Blonsky explained that woman is already blessed with plenty of physical exertion that she required during the delivery of her child. They made this apparatus which assist woman by creating gentle, uniformly distributed and precision-control force that increases her own efforts. It makes no sense to use a heavily loaded with nuts and bolts apparatus during the painful procedure of delivery.

8. Anti-flatulence underwear

This is one of the funniest inventions I have ever heard and surely you will also burst with laugh after knowing it. This is an invention must be useful for those who have digestion problem since it is an underwear known as “under-ease” which is developed to remove bad smell gases before they escape from it. It is airtight underwear that has replaceable charcoal filter which helps in removing the bad smell gas. The inventor of this crazy underwear is Buck Weimer which belongs to Colorado and chose the slogan for his weird invention that says wear them for the ones you love.

7. Dog-to-human language translation device

If you are a dog lover than you will love the dog to human language translation device since it translates the language of dog into human language. The creation of automatic computer based bow lingual device is a result of mutual effort of Keita Sato, President of Takara Co., Dr. Matsumi Suzuki, President of Japan Acoustic Lab, and Dr. Norio Kogure, Executive Director, Kogure Veterinary Hospital. It is a wireless microphone set which consists of two pieces one of which is a bow that has to be tied in the neck of your dog and the other one is a walkie-talkie look alike set with a screen on it. The device works by analyzing the voice print of dog and categorizes it into six types that are cheerful, sad, on guard, irritated, deprived, or confident, it then selects a random phrase from its database which is appropriate to the dog’s emotional state. The idea is good enough but only if it works.

6. Alarm clock that runs away from you

This is an invention for all those lazy bees that loves snooze option in their alarm clock. This clock is designed to wake you up at your desired time but will keep ringing until you wake up but you cannot set your alarm clock on snooze as it runs away and hides if you don’t get up from your bed n time. This crazy invention is a creation of Gauri Nanda from Manchester institute of technology and named it “Clocky”. The device can jump off from the table and mess up things around it until it finds a spot to rest and ultimately led you get out of your bed to turn it off.

5. Artificial replacement testicles for dogs

Gregg A. Miller from Missouri invented a device which shows his love and care for animals. He invented artificial testicles known as “Neuticles” that can be implanted in pets. He made this invention for those loving pet owners who do not want to neuter their pets and don’t let them go through surgery. After the implantation of neuticles which is done in a surgical process, the pet looks the same even with artificial testicles hence it reduces the neuter hesitation in pet owners. The neuticles are useful for all those animals that can be neutered including canines, felines, equine and bulls.

4. Self-perfuming business suit

Many people always remained concerned about the bad odor coming out of their body which sometimes becomes a reason of embarrassment for them. There is a business suit which is self perfuming and invented by Hyuk-ho Kwon from korea, an employe of Kolon Company of Seoul. This perfuming smell coming out the suit is due to the chemical in which the fabric is soaked during its development. This chemical contains scented micro capsules which pop up when the person who wears the suit moves or travels from rush areas; leaving a good fragrance behind hence the invention is crazy yet creative too.

3. Washing machine for cats and dogs

You have heard about a washing machine that is used to wash kitchen utensils or clothes but here is another washing machine which is a bit different from the former machines. The washing machine for cats and dogs is invented to help you in washing your pets. It works like a shower massage of human beings and treats animals the same way as human being treated in it. The inventor’s releases the stress of washing pets by hands by inventing this machine and make it easy and safer to wash pets.  The conical nozzles that is attached in a series gives massage from every direction and the dirty waste is filtered out from the hosepipe at the bottom.

2. Software that detects cats walking across the keyboard

This is another crazy invention which was developed by Chris Niswande from Arizona which is known as “PawSense” .The software is helpful in protecting your files and data from severe damage caused by the random commands entered by your pets that are roaming around your keyboard.  The software detects the random typing from cats and blocks it to prohibit any damage.

1. Automobile burglar alarm consisting of a detection circuit and a flamethrower

This is a burglar alarm with little different trait, it has a detection circuit and a flamethrower that restraint from carjacking which is really helpful in the areas with high crime rate. The liquefied petroleum flamethrower is fixed outside the car with both front doors which functions when the driver push the pedal attached next to the accelerator which erupt flames on the assailant. This unique invention is a creation of Charl Fourie and Michelle Wong, the natives of South Africa where the usage of lethal force to save one’s life is legally allowed.